Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Random Words From The Weekend

This weekend we went to the Cape and met up with the in-laws and my parents for a wonderful cookout. Here are some of the random quotes ...

"I haven't given it two shakes of my brain cells."

"You keep this up I am going to enlist you in the army."

"She looks like a witch." "Ya, she looks like she died 5 years ago."

"I would crawl on my naked knees over a mile of broken glass to hear a lobster piss in a tin can."

"Slow Balls Mc. Ass Crack!"

"A turtle tried to bite my ankle."

Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

1 comment:

Ed said...

That turtle came outta nowhere!