So last night Ed had a softball game and got back around 10pm. I was half watching the game and half falling asleep on the couch. He comes into the living room with beautiful flowers.
Me: What are the flowers for?
Ed: I am in a really bad mood and you shouldn't have to be around me.
Me: Oh, hunny whats wrong?
Ed: The Yankee's suck.
Me: Ya, sorry about that.