"I Object"

"I Object" was funny when Donkey said it in Shrek; however, this is not cool at an actual wedding. I forgot to mention that last night at the rehearsal the Reverend told us a story ... apparently one wedding that his colleague performed the mother of the groom objected. She apparently stated "I object, I liked your old girlfriend better". OMG!!! The wedding still went on but can you imagine what the reception was like!?!?