hubby: (Comes in after working on the yard) Oh thats what I smell (see's me eating a slice of pizza) I think I might have some.
me: There is one slice left.
hubby: Huh,(just stares at me)
me: Well I had some last night and then some earlier too. What, I have CRAMPS!!
Then later on ....
hubby: Ugh, I don't want to go out tonight.
me: Ya, well we won't get there till 9pm anyway.
hubby: What time is it now?
me: Well its almost 3pm but it doesn't starts till 7pm .. who the hell goes to the bar at 7pm .. what are we in high school.