True text conversation from last night with one of my friends:
B: Have you ever had butt sex?
Me: Um no ... are you thinking of trying it?
B: I think I like him.
Me: Oh God. no you don't like him that much and he doesn't get anal till you get a huge rock.
B: HaHa! He has done it twice! Gross!
Me: Seriously. Damn! Charlotte's (from Sex & The City) don't like anal. (side coversation she is SUCH a Charlotte - she once told a guy at the end of the date that she doesn't kiss on the first date and that she was a Charlotte)
B: I love you
Me: Love you too
Those are just my random night conversations .. got to love friends!
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