Chapstick

Signs you are addicted to chapstick:

1. You wake up in the middle of the night because your hands need lotion and your lips need chapstick.
2. As soon as you wake up you put chapstick on.
3. After taking a shower you put chapstick on.
4. Before leaving the house you put chapstick on.
5. You have 10 chapsticks around the house in various areas so you never have to go to far.
6. All your purses (including the 15 you have in the closet) have chapstick in them.
7. Your car has chapstick in one of the compartments.
8. You cannot go 1 whole hour without putting chapstick on.
9. Your partner begins to kiss you on your forehead/cheek because they are sick of the chapstick (ie kissing a wax candle) on your lips.
10. You start to panic and get the shakes when you run out of chapstick.
11. You have wonderful lips because you are addicted to chapstick.
12. You won't be able to send your first born to college because you spent all your money on chapstick.

And remember I am not only the President of Chapstick Anonymous but I am also a member!