A: Runnin late as usual & hope they dont mind me using their kitchen 2 make my appetizer
M: No they won't mind I'm sure. I thought i'd be on time but i've decided i really need to wash my hair - i'm late to everything though
A: Me 2. We are hot like that.
M: You know it
A: Ya I do. I'm surprised more people don't give us $1 dollar bills when we walk by
M: I may be wearing a bikini tonight, just fyi.
A: Man if I had only shaved then I could wear one 2
M: Aw not even a year married and you're already getting lazy? Does Ed miss bikini waxes yet?
A: HaaHaa no he doesn't like getting them! Besides its cold, I need all the warmth I can get
M: Was that part of your vows? "I, Ed, promise to love my wife even though she's hairy in the winter.."
A: Yep it was! Just like I vowed 2 love him even if his ass smells like death