My light wheat bread that I keep in the cabinet got mangled. My poor bread .. I can't even make a sandwich with it let alone put it in the toaster. It's like Ed's heavy duty bread beat the crap out of my. This is how the conversation went:
Me: "Why the hell happened to my bread?"
Hubby: "I don't know, what happened?"
Me: "Look at it, it is all mangled. I can't use it so we might as well just feed it to the ducks."
Hubby: "Oh man, what happened to it?"
Me: "I think it was Ninjas"
Hubby: "Haa Haa. Where they 4 feet tall Ninjas? Is that the only thing they could attack?"
Me: "How would they get up to that top cabinet, they are only 4 feet tall?"
Hubby: "Duh, they would jump up, they are Ninjas!"