Hmmm

My light wheat bread that I keep in the cabinet got mangled. My poor bread .. I can't even make a sandwich with it let alone put it in the toaster. It's like Ed's heavy duty bread beat the crap out of my. This is how the conversation went:

Me: "Why the hell happened to my bread?"

Hubby: "I don't know, what happened?"

Me: "Look at it, it is all mangled. I can't use it so we might as well just feed it to the ducks."

Hubby: "Oh man, what happened to it?"

Me: "I think it was Ninjas"

Hubby: "Haa Haa. Where they 4 feet tall Ninjas? Is that the only thing they could attack?"

Me: "How would they get up to that top cabinet, they are only 4 feet tall?"

Hubby: "Duh, they would jump up, they are Ninjas!"